Now I love blue cheese as much as the next guy who quietly spoons out and eats all the chunks in the jar of dressing while his girlfriend is distracted by one of her shows, but I'm not sure how I feel about it in lollipop form. Also, while perusing the rest of their wares I happened to notice they've added breast milk flavored lollipops to their lineup, which might be perfect for those days you're really missing your mom. Keep going for one more shot.Of all our mind-blowing flavors, we're going to go ahead and say that this is the mind-blowingest. It started off as a joke. We were all scared to try it. Maria (our maple-bacon model) popped it in her mouth and said, "Oh! It's awesome!" And we assumed she was lying...
Obviously, I was really hoping for that landing deeper in the cornfield, then a bunch of running around in circles unable to find his way out while police arrived, but *shrug* I guess Santa felt I haven't been very good this year. I'm gonna be really good next year though so I can get a Playstation 5 for Christmas. *fast forward to mid-January, already deep on Santa's naughty list* Plan B: we'll rob a store on Black Friday. Keep going for the video, actual jump begins at 2:15.3...2...1...send it! *jumps, opens parachute, grabs handles* Woowoo, yeah! *parachuting* Haha, that was f***ing awesome. *crashes into corn plants during landing* Corn field landing! Guys, that was f***ing awesome. I'm lucky I got that turn in when I did or I would have landed deeper in the cornfield. Haha, yes! Hehehe. *stuffing parachute in back of car, unbuckling, breathing heavy* Alright, time to get the hell out of Dodge.
Man, it's crazy the things people fixate on and let drive them crazy to the point of criminal activity. I mean, are on-demand electric scooters really ruining Randall's life? ABSOLUTELY, and he should have worn a ninja mask if he didn't want to get caught, what a dumbass. Keep going for the video.[The man] offered no motive during his arrest, a Fort Lauderdale police report said. He also requested a lawyer and said he "did not want to dig himself into a grave," police said. During the dark predawn hours, Randall Thomas Williams would set out with a single glove, wirecutters and pliers and, while sticking to the shadows and alleyways of his Las Olas neighborhood, search for the controversial, yet popular, rental scooters that have swarmed the city for nearly a year, police said. He's been doing it since at least May, police said, and has vandalized at least 140 e-scooters in the same fashion, most within a two-block radius of Williams' apartment at the corner of Southeast First Street and Southeast 12th Avenue between Broward and Las Olas boulevards.
Ahahahhahahhahaha. I'm sorry, but I feel like if El Paso really is such "a great place to live and there is always so much to do," maybe paramotoring to Wal-Mart to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich isn't the best example. Keep going for the video.I flew my flying machine (paramotor) to Walmart and made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich during the flight back home! El Paso is a great place to live and there is always so much to do.
Always check under your hood for nuts, that's the real message here. Otherwise one minute you'll be driving along just fine, and the next you're in the middle of some deranged version of 'The Christmas Song.' "Those are chestnuts roasting on an open fire." I'm sorry, but I did say deranged, didn't I? Keep going for a closeup while I hope these squirrels still have enough time to stash their winter nuts away because I care."They were everywhere, under the battery, near the radiator fan," Chris said. "The walnuts on the engine block were black and smelt like they were definitely roasting." Holly had her car inspected last month but hadn't looked under the hood since then, her husband Chris told CNN on Tuesday. The walnuts started falling only a few weeks ago. "The squirrels worked pretty fast!" Chris said. They had noticed there weren't very many walnuts around the yard, given how big the tree is, but they said they didn't think they would find them under the hood of their car.
Man, it would have been really nice if this country could have gotten its act together and celebrated the 50th anniversary of the moon landing by actually going back this year. Televise the whole thing in high definition, get people excited about space again. Really put the spark back in our space life, you know? "Like buying a sex toy." Exactly. Exactly like buying a sex toy. Keep going for the video.Approximately 2:55 is the 'Saturn V launch' Approximately 3:40 to 3:55 is the 'Extravehicular Activity/Spacewalk' Approximately 4:25 to 4:45 is the 'Lunar Module' marching across the field Approximately 4:59 to 5:05 is 'Man landing on the moon with flag' Approximately 8:15 to 8:19 is 'SMALL STEP' spelled out on the field Approximately 8:24 to 8:30 is 'GIANT LEAP' spelled out on the field