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This is a short video of a trainee at China's Naval Aviation University failing to get his grenade over the hill and his instructor having to grab him and roll them both into a foxhole to avoid the explosion. Now I'm not sure if this was a graded exercise, but if it was I can't imagine Lobby McCantthrowtoofar making the dean's list after this performance. Keep going for the video, complete with zoom and enhance.

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Isn't the board supposed to come with you? Also that back storage room is giving me anxiety. This is a video of a poor decision making birthday boy who drunkenly decides he's going to make his birthday and deathday the same and attempts to drop into his invisible backyard halfpipe via the roof. Now as a man who's broken his arm twice in his life (snowboarding, then skateboarding), just watching this video sent a lightning bolt through my arm. "Thank God you weren't holding your penis!" Right? It would look like a hotdog that fell through the grill. Keep going for the full video, complete with "You gonna hurt yourself!" and "You're gonna die!" and this man's desire to try the stunt a second time.

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This is an ever-changing bar graph visualization of the most watched television series from 1951 to 2019. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't depressing to watch, and not just because most of the modern shows suck, but because I knew I didn't have anything better to do with my time than watch all twelve minutes. "It's five o'clock somewhere." It's eight o'clock somewhere too. "What do you mean?" I'm already drunk, let's order pizza. Keep going for the video.

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This is a video from Latvia of what appears to be a house crow (aka Indian crow) urging a hedgehog across the street so it doesn't get run over. Or at least that's what it seems like. Are they actually friends? Or did the crow just want to eat it? It must suck not knowing if somebody is actually trying to help you or just wants to eat you. *ahem* Witch in the woods with the candy house! "How'd you get away, GW?" The same way Hansel and Gretel did. "Closing her in the oven when she crawled in to show you how?!" Oh no wait I thought they stabbed her. Because I stabbed her then ate my way out of the house. "But the door was unlocked." It was a personal challenge. Keep going for the full video.

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Are you the world's biggest Rubik's Cube fan? Well now you can prove it with this Rubik's Cube style toilet paper dispenser from getDigital and available on Amazon ($26). It looks like a Rubik's Cube and dispenses the paper you're about to wipe your butt with, and, occasionally, the paper you're about to kill a bug with. Me? I don't kill bugs, I catch them and let them outside because there's a good chance I'll be demoted come my next reincarnation, and I'd like to think someone won't just squash me in a wad of double-ply, toss me in the toilet, and pee on me before flushing. "How did you--" It's what everyone does. Keep going for a couple more shots.

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This is a series of illustrations by artist Ed Harrington in the style of wordless IKEA furniture instructions for creating a bunch of famous movie monsters and villains (plus a few good guys). As you can see, they all require the ol' IKEA assembly tool (part # 100001). And, if you have a mind like an elephant who isn't constantly getting drunk on peanut liquor, you may recall we actually posted the beginning of this series all the way back in 2015. But, just like your problems in 2020, now there are a whole bunch more of them. Keep going for 25 more.

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